Swipe Right Type by Ben Williams-Butt
(@bwbwrites on Instagram)
Swipe swipe swipe swipe
Swipe left, swipe right
Swipe right, swipe right
Is this the type of love life
that you’d really really like?
A life of picking men through LEDs
of travel scenes
and putting greens
(not mine, lol, it’s Our Charlene’s)
What about this guy?
Is he your type?
Six foot five, a lust for life
Time is money, monogamy’s crime
I’m here for a good time, not a long time
Well, he’s not really my usual type,
you know, the chat up on a night,
bump into at the bar, and buy
me a double G&T with slice of lime in kinda type
and he’s certainly not a take back to the flat type
stay up chatting through the night type
meet the parents make your back arch
April-thru-March and make you a wife type
fry up in bed and stay with you for life type
but I suppose he’s my, what are the words,
Your swipe right type?
I guess you’re right